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Friday, 12 January 2007

Short stories from boh tong.

The inflight supervisor who marries.....

This guy is not all that handsome but he probably has a way with women.
He drove around in a Mercedes Benz.
Believe it or not, Alex has married and divorced 10 stewardesses. He is now
in his mid-50s and is a property agent.
So watch out female property agents and female clients!

The Pilot Who foolishly Killed himself

Bert was the quiet and reserved sort of person. He rarely mixed around much with his colleagues.
He had a lovely stewardess girlfriend but he was a married man whose family lived in New Zealand.
Bert's affair with the stewardess went on for almost a year. They lived in opposite blocks of flats facing each other.
One day,when his girlfriend decided to leave him,Bert phoned her and asked her to appear at her bedroom window facing his flat.
The girl did what Bert instructed her. To her horror, Bert jumped down from his 12 storey flat right in front of his girlfriend's eyes.

The Harley Davidson Bike.

Brian loved motorbikes and the last one he owned was a Suzuki. He didn't have much savings like his colleagues in SIA. He gambled away most of his money.
During his days off from flight, he would bring Fatimah his stewardess g/f for long bike rides and visit eateries on his old Suzuki. It wasn't always comfortable for the pillion rider because the seat was partially worn off and the engine was noisy.
One day when Fatimah can't take it anymore,she used all her savings and bought Brian a brand new Harley Davidson, an awesome looking bike. Harley Davidson is the Mercedes of motorbikes. It would probably had cost Fatimah $35,000 for the HD.
It was a few weeks after the purchase of the HD that photos of Brian and another girl riding the HD was posted to Fatimah. The shots showed the girl hugging and kissing Brian. They were more than friends by their behavior seen on the photos.
Fatimah confronted Brian and he admitted he was in love with Elaine,the stewardess in the photos.
Fatimah was broken hearted and disappointed with Brain who had cheated on her all these whiles. She demanded the 35 k which she paid for the HD. Brain refused. They had a fight over the matter and finally Fatimah brought the matter to the office.
Fearing it would a be a scandal which might affect his chances of a promotion, Brian compromised with Fatimah and paid her by installments over a two year period.
However, the installments were never paid back in full. Brain and Elaine were killed in an accident while riding in Malaysia.


27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lolita said..
Yo uncle bohtong ur stories dunno whether true or u make up one?? How abt u writing abt ur own stories Im sure u hv tonnes to write abt ur no angel either rite?? I think I just knw who u r man but nvm lets kp that in suspence.,LOL.. :)

Anonymous said...

Loilta said...
I lurrv SQ the best airlines the world ;;;kekeke :p

boh tong said...

Lolita...Yep I am no angel but i will save the best for last..keke.
My stories are true but like all authors,I add a bit of spices here and there to make it more interesting lor. U know who I am huh? aiya dont tell the world ok?
Btw thanks for taking time to comment ...hehehe

Anonymous said...

So bad wan Lolita, know also dun tell.

Haha haha haha!!! jus kidding. TT

Anonymous said...

TT...u 'si pei ji seow wan' hehehe

Anonymous said...

Where got wor??? Like that say me good meh?? I dunno how cute and adorable hor? *blush blush* TT

Anonymous said...

Uncle boh tong

Dun save the best for last. Wait all your readers go zzzz liao. Must say abit, den kan cheong liao, tarik back, continue next episode, maciam tv like dat u know?
Den die die your readers will follow up. haha!! haha!! (sbjs) TT

Anonymous said...

Anyone around? Adoi, very bored la. Uncle boh tong must have gone to bed. He is the "early to bed, early to rise" wise old man. *Grin* (sbjs) TT

boh tong said...

Hey TT...uncle dun go 2 bed so early wan cos old man dun need much sleep lor.Btw how u noe i am an early riser?
Some1 commented that my stories are boring and jelak.Asked me 2 post abt my adventure....but how can?? wife and children aso read my blog leh...hehehe
Dun worry when i said u ji seow type...its a compliment...uncle like tis type of ppl,seow seow type cos life is too short mah ..hehehe

Anonymous said...

TT,
What is sbjs?

Anonymous said...

Haha!!! uncle, u ownself pecah lobang wor, you post under anonymous leh, haha!! No worries. TT no petty type. *wink*

TT knows uncle early riser cos once your clone says u just got back and it was hellava early. TT kaypoh ask come back from where so early wor?. And also notice all your posts are super early wan.

And sbjc means = sibejiseow or should it be spjc?? supposely spjc la hor, typo error. keke

Yeah, life is short and we have two options, to be sad or happy, so if we can, try to live our day like there is no tomorrow. So long as we know where are our limits and priorities.

You have been flying for so many years i believe yr personal experience is far more exciting den wat we can imagine, but personal secrets are best kept at heart to avoid any misunderstandings at home.

Boring and jerlak?? Make a pass lor, dun keep yrself entertained at the expense of others.

(maciam) Preacher TT
Amen

boh tong said...

TT..ya it was me leh...accidentally post under anonymous..how to bluff u?...so clever wan. i am an early riser and yep my clone percha lobang..as usual. U aso want me 2 take a break? tell me the truth ok?
hehehe U are really 'sbjs' wan.

Anonymous said...

Sure!! No truth no tell. And TT dun mince words too. Take a break, have a kit kat, only when u feel you are tired. But, dun rest for too long cos devil plays on an idle mind. Keep your brain cells working. Do not mind so much about the comments, even if u have to make up the stories, so? not all are born with a story-telling talent. TT for one is more of a reader than a storyteller.

No worries, if all other fails you, you still have one sbjs supporter here.

Keke!! TT

boh tong said...

TT..hey ty ty..ok i will have a kit kat and take a break lah.
I shuld have more sbjs supporters like u lah....dont mind me asking huh TT how old ar U? and boy or girl?...curious lor.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha!!! That is an interesting question you have there, uncle. Through our various (typing) conversation, what do u visualize me as? Tell the truth, no heart feeling. haha!! TT

uncle BT said...

dunno leh thats y i asked u lor

Anonymous said...

Haha!! like dat also can ar. Nevermind, we temporary put that question aside. Uncle u sibe cute also, always asking boy or girl, haha!! cannot be man and woman meh. By the way, the pic in yr profile looks damn cool. You mus have captured many many hearts during yr younger days. tio bo? keke!! (sbjs)^^TT

Anonymous said...

OOOOooops!!! paiseh, this question not for the eyes of Mrs Boh Toh. TT

Anonymous said...

Gosh!! I must have been very tired. Should be Mrs Boh Tong.
TT

BT said...

TT u any how hantarm wan...look cool no use if got no more leh, tio boh?

BT said...

oops i mean money lah

Anonymous said...

Where got anyhow hantum wor? Your pic really really damn cool wor. Girls around me also ask, eh who ar? so handsome, can intro or not?
Anybody here disagree wid me? TT

boh tong said...

now sooo old already,where got handsome? hehehe

Anonymous said...

oyMy girls say Old ginger are hotter. Like dat say, how ar?? Ooops!!! Mrs Boh Tong gonna smack my butt. Oouuch!! (sbjs) TT *grin*

Anonymous said...

Uncle, TT abit grumpy this morning, you can jus ignore. The word verification hor, sibe lecheh wan, sometimes must write two times den okay. And the words at times like taugeh, hard to identify also. Grumpy @%#*&$ TT

boh tong said...

If no word verification,then ppl may send me spam mail...sorry lah..a bit of trouble worth it hor?

So u go afternoon school...dont get addicted to computer ok? otherwise might drop out like that guy in the St. Times today.
Be a good boy ok? no computer games too huh?

Anonymous said...

Okie dokie!! understand. *wink* TT