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Saturday, 10 February 2007

FUNNY AND INTERESTING AIRLINE ANNOUNCEMENTS.

"Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."

And, after landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

"Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking in the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately."


"our inflight sales items are perfumes,kiddy toys and spiritual drinks....."

3 comments:

alliedmartster said...

Ladies & Gentleman..
we are cruising at 30,000 ft and shall be starting our descend soon.
On behalf of Malaysia Airlines, I would like to thank you for flying with us. INSYAH ALLAH (God Willing) we will have you on the ground by 2000hrs.....

(A similar announcement merited a complain from a passenger informing that they did not choose to have god as the pilot to land the aircraft!)

stand-up philosopher said...

We'll be serving meat-balls for lunch....would you like to have sauce on your balls sir?

Anonymous said...

Pax:"May i know where is the lavatory?"
Stewardess:"sorry sir, we have level 1, level 2 but no leve 3!"
pax:....