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Friday, February 23, 2007

My ex-Boss, a Gay.

My ex-boss was a gay.However, he never admitted that he was a gay. We don't know what were his reasons. He always talked about his masculinity when the whole of cabin crew knew he was a gay. This type of gay is know as "closet gay".

He was a good boss,no doubt. Lets call him Des (not his real name). Des was much younger than most of us. He was a graduate and joined SIA as a young management cadet and in a short time,was promoted to manager and then to VP.
Des was never a crew,like most of the older managers in cabin crew would be. However,Des was a smart fellow who could empathise with the crew.He was a jovial and lively character. With Des around,the whole office would be livened up.He didn't act like a boss at all and mingled with the office staff like as though he was one of them.
One day,he pulled a few of us aside and told us that his mom wanted him to get married and raised a family( he was of the impression that we didn't know he was a gay).He asked us how was married life like and we told him this and that and all the crap. After a while, came another weird question from him. He asked us, when we masturbate, how far can we 'shoot' ( as though we did at this age). In order to 'humour' him, some of us told him we could 'shoot' mosquitoes. With pride in his eyes, he told us when he lied down horizontally, 'his' could defy gravity and shot lizards (on the ceiling). We,then burst out into laughter,not because we believed his story but because it sounded ridiculous.
Sometimes,he would flex his biceps and showed us the result of his weight lifting exercise.
To tell the truth,he was a small little guy who was no taller than 1.6m and weighed about 55kg.
This was one funny boss that I had worked for.
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1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Singaporeans use GAY as a noun?

so funny!!!

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