Pre-takeoff Announcement on a China Sudden Airlines Flight
This is really funny .......
"Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang
Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to
welcome you on board our Bowling 737 from Shenzhen to Qingtao.
Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know.
It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any resistance
during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are
available to make you feel comfortable. Meanwhile, the airkwaft is
going to fry. Peace sit upright and keep you belt tightly fastened until
dinner is served at five dirty p.m. Hope you would enjoy your fright with
PS:China Sudden crew will be visiting Boh Tong Academy for Annoucement Training soon.