1)The cabin crew has to record anything in the cabin and galley that are not working properly in a book called the cabin defect log (cdl)for the ground technicians to repair.
Entries like the following by some of the crew would make you roar with laughter.
"the rear left side toilet door squid!"
"Drystore compartment in ey fwd galley is 1 screw loose"
"FC water boiler overheated can export if not repaired"
"Tray table at 53c slant like crazy"
"Ey toilet *** cannot flash"
"U/D galley light is very deemed"
2) A passenger returned the main dish to the stewardess and told her "the chicken was bad". The stewardess took the dish and in a no nonsense tone said, "chicken behave yourself!" and returned the dish to the shocked passeneger.