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Thursday, 24 January 2008

In case you win..................

In case you win a free business ticket from SIA don't be so "suaku"(ignorant)and ask the crew how to deploy your bed. Watch this video and you should able to do it without giving the impression that you are a "jarkoon" ( dumb ass)to fellow paxs and crew. Come'on be proud and "Stand up for Singapore"...lol.


Pssst, SIA I didn't taped this ah...someone else did and I merely download it from YouTube....so don't sue me hor....sue Googles the owner of YouTube cos they have lots and lots of $$$.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

why do I need to deploy my bed... I press the call crew button and tell her, please deploy my bed while I go wash up.....

and no, I do not need to win a business class ticket....

Anonymous said...

Ya that is the general attitude of most paxs.."I paid for my fare so u asses cabin crew do anything I command u.." Do u know MM Lee wipes the toilet basins dry each time after he uses them?...something which 99% of paxs like u would not do.
Yep u don't need to win any tickets cos u damn "how lian" and try to tell us how rich u are.

BT

It is me again (ISMA) said...

I was in the new Buz class few months ago, the entire plane was with new configuration, quite impressive. The new buz class makes you feel like in the old 1st class, the seat is just huge and spacious. You dont' have to adjust your seat into a bed as shown in that video, the seat is spacious enough for you to lie comfortably to watch movies! (BTW, I am tall ok) And the design of the seating and cabin ensure each passenger extreme privacy. I like the TV screen too, large enough and the headsets' quality is good. Food and wine wise, ok lar. I find it is a bit pretentious, especially with the "espresso" size coffee cup for service hot coffee... However, as always, I like the ice-cream served in SIA SIA buz class, the most comforting dessert... :-P

It is me again(ISMA) said...

BT, don't get offended so soon...
This fellow probably was talking about the hospital reclining bed in A Class ward lar. LOL, of course s/he doesn't need to win a business class ticket, right?

By the way, just to share with Annonymous no. 1: 1st class so what? Buz class so what?
Ultimately, all passengers reach the destination exactly the same time. So what? Hmm..you may have bad up-bringing I suppoosed, I think you have 3 maids wipping for you till age of 21 and you wear pampers to bed till age of 24 :-P

Anonymous said...

Wah lau eh ISMA u beli top form today man!
BT

It is me again (ISMA) said...

BT, I come here to contribute as a form of support of your blog ok...! :-P

Anonymous said...

BT, do you stay in a hotel and clean up the room before checking out?

The word jarkoon should be spelt as "jakun". Jakuns are aboriginal race, and so often being used to describe backward people. See who is making a jakun of himself.

boh tong said...

No la i never clean the h. rooms b4 i checked out but maybe MM did hor? Oops aiya if my england is so powderful like yrs hor, I won't be a steward...maybe i wold be a judge hor...hehehe Btw thanks now i learn to spell "jarkoon" correctlty as "jakun" ...sounds like "ya kun" kaya toast leh ...hehehe.

carebear said...

Who cleans up hotel room before you check out, wau lau leh, what kind of question is that? Then the chambermaids will go out of job!
But in airplane, it is different, cos the stewardess will not go in everytime a passenger comes out and clean it. So you must be civic minded and clean it for the sake of the next user. Looks like the person who can spell jakoon correctly is a jakun himself when it comes to air travel?

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Anonymous said...

The purpose of my first comment is not to say I am how lian or whatever, it is the blogger's attitude that needed to be examine.

There he is in his posting insulting readers i.e. "In case you win a free business ticket from SIA don't be so "suaku"(ignorant)...." then ending it with calling reader "jakoon".

It is as if reader's are someone who cannot afford and ignorant or country bumpkins such that they would have difficulty in knowing how to deploy a seat on a plane....

I wonder how many times the blogger flew biz class him/her self, ok not counting those free flight the blogger got during his working years in SQ....

It is $7k for a return tix Sin to Frankfurt on biz class, whereas Y is about $2k. Not that I can afford it, but I am privilege in that my company does me on at least J class on long hual....

Anonymous said...

So ur company paid for ur J class fare of 7k and u feel u don't have to lift a finger to deploy ur bed huh? What if u paid out of ur own pocket? Probably u would demand the crew carry u from check in to ur seat in the plane hor!
U typical how lian stinkaporean...a real disgrace to our nation.

Anonymous said...

U just don't get it!!!!!! No wonder you are a Fa or aspiring to be one...

Anonymous said...

hello don't show off here about your 7k co.paid for flight!
So u think flt attendant got no brains is it? Wah look down on FA but if the plane crashes you will beg them to save your damn worthless life...that's what ifs Alfred did on SQ 006 to save some wretched lives like yours and lost his instead!
Si peh how lian!!!!

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Anonymous said...

Welcome aboard sir,
in a few moments our Inflight Supervisor will present to you our finest array of Stewardesses for your Inflight Entertainment in your very own Private Bedroom in the Sky....

Hello Mr.....,
Let me present to your our Chief Stewardess all dressed in Hot Red, notice the vintage of her looks, still youthful but full of experience........fully trained across the entire world....with full knowledge of various positions from across the continents. She is availalble to you at 5000 Euros per half hour.

Next, all dressed in Emerald Green, our Leading Lady......She will attend to you in your private Bedroom at 4000 Euros per half hour. Fully trained to please you according to her nationality, she will tantalise you with her national expertise...

Last but not least, our Blue Lady....most popular with some of our youngest passengers, she is an ideal playmate for the young at heart. She is trained to comply with you most experimental explorational wishes...most ideal for those who want to loose their virgin status.....why not let her win you over during our Prestigious Inflight Entertainment Services which other Airlines talk about....

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