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Tuesday, 24 March 2009

US Citizen...a joke

John Smith started the day early having set his
alarm clock
(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am.


While his coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA )
was perking, he shaved with his
electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG .)
He put on a
dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),
designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE )
and
tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA )
After cooking his breakfast in his new
electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA )
he sat down with his
calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO )
to see how much he could spend today. After setting his
watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN )
to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA )
he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY )
filled it with GAS
(from Saudi Arabia )
and continued his search
for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging
and fruitless day
checking his
Computer
(Made In Malaysia),
John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL )
poured himself a glass of
wine
(MADE IN FRANCE )
and turned on his
TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA ),
and then wondered why he can't find
a good paying job
in AMERICA
AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT MADE IN KENYA

5 comments:

Ian said...

I used to think that Barack Obama was quite an unusual name for an American president until I realized that it was just Amabo Kcarab spelled backwards!

Genius said...

OBAMA stands for

O-Oringinally
B-Born in
A-Africa to
M-Manage
A-America.

Anonymous said...

What's the point of this??? All this proves is that without America many 2nd and 3rd world nations would't have a strong an economy as they have. I'm sure if America took all our jobs back to America and employed only Americans you would have a blog aout that as well right? What would happen if America did that? Americas economy would be booming while the rest of the world suffers. American companies should pay better wages to all those they working under them of course. But the CEO's and governments involved with the pay contracting are to blame for the unfair wages as well. Of course the factory worker is going to get as little as possible while ceo's and upper managment will take as much as possible, that is the typical working model for the majority of industrial jobs whatever country you may live in and yes, I think that model needs to change.

Ian said...

I've just looked at the 'How much does BT earn from ads?' poll. most people seem to reckon between $2000 and $5000. There is no way it's that much. I know a thing or two about blog advertising revenue and it's typically about $10 per month for a popular blog.

Super Genius said...

Hmm. Obama lies, the economy dies! And not just in America, all over Asia too...