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Tuesday, 30 March 2010

Things I wish my bosses had done to me

Got rid of me at an earlier age eg. around 30

Not nice to me so I could have quit earlier

Disciplined me for being such a likable person

Taught me to be mean and shrewd like them

Disallowed me to fly to so many countries and into
different times zones cos I now have sleeping problem

Made me worked like crazy for my salary and bonuses

Shouldn't allowed me to have too many coffee breaks whilst
working in the office cos I am now a caffeine addict (kopi-O was 30 cts but now 80 cts)

Should have discouraged me from smoking cos cigarettes are
too expensive now (Marlboro red is now $11.80?)

Be good if they kicked me each time I sipped the Black Label
cos now I am a penniless alcoholic who could only afford toddy

Stopped me from eating aircraft food like caviar,pate,cheese and other rich ones cos now I am having gout,high cholesterol level

Should have booted me out at the first round interview when I did my self-intro under the influence of alcohol(interviewers aso alcoholic la..same gang mah....hahaha)

Wait...come back and see whether I have more crap (U can aso contribute ok?)

9 comments:

Woman addict said...

Bosses should have stopped me flirting with stewardesses because now I am an old wrinkled penniless old hag who has to rely on my CPF life $$ just to visit Geylang once a month...hehehe

another cce said...

Should have sacked you when you were bedding those Young Naive
Chicks !

Anonymous said...

Everything blame your bosses. Might as well blame your bosses for sleeping with your mother and gave birth to you.

boh tong said...

Anonymous said...
Everything blame your bosses. Might as well blame your bosses for sleeping with your mother and gave birth to you.

BT: my mum died even b4 my bosses were borned so dun come here and talk cock,numb skunk..hehehe..dun get angry ah..joke joke only la

Carla Smith England said...

Anonymous said...
Everything blame your bosses. Might as well blame your bosses for sleeping with your mother and gave birth to you.

How can that asshole passed such a crude comment?If I were BT I would have deleted it.

Andrew Y said...

In the words of Andrew Yew.. KNN..
still living in memory.. KNN.. got gout. high BP, penis-less... still wan to talk cock?,... KNN

Anonymous said...

Carla Smith England said...

BT, he called me names, how come u never delete his remarks? Because he supported you?

I oso joking mah.

Anonymous said...

My sentiments exactly BT. Now having left SQ for over 10 yrs I realise that I would have been better off "outside". Boot licking was never my cup of tea.

Jacky said...

Grass is always greener on the other side. I wish to get paid to travel to so many countries and live in 5star hotel and travel first class. U so lucky and had a smooth and safe career.