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Wednesday, 23 May 2012

Do You Have What it Takes To Be A Flight Attendant’s Boyfriend?


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You think you have what it takes to be a flight attendant’s boyfriend? Here are FEW things 

you have to put through. And that’s why they say these jet setters are the Top 3 Most 

Spoiled Girlfriends in the World. If you’re in a relationship with one: man, we give it up to 

you…. And If you’re planning to have one:

Be prepared, Be very very… prepared.

1. Do Not expect her to drive the car. She’s most not likely to have a driving license, she’d 

say “Babe, I only have a passport.”

2. Familiarize yourself with SKYPE, YM’s. VoIPs. She worships those amazing discoveries.

3. DO treat her like a princess before she can treat you like her king. Get ready for 

statements like “Buy me food, or else Ill break up with you!”

 4. DO NOT be surprised if she wants you to take several shots of vaccines: Hepa B, Hepa 

A, Meningitis, Yellow Fever etc. etc.

5. Stay away when her roster comes out. That’s the next worse time to PMS.

6. BE grateful of her smile. You get it for free. IN the skies, it’s worth 6 digits.

7. BE READY to see yourself 5 to 10 years from now. She wants a man who knows his 

direction.

8. DO give importance to time, preferably Military time. 21:16 is NEVER the same as 21:17

9. DO NOT wake her up when she’s sleeping, even if you wonder “ she must be hungry after 

sleeping 18 hours already!” Again, LET her wake up by herself.

10. DO NOT mess with how she arranges her suitcase. Boots are for Boots sack, 

shampoos are for toilettries, undies are for undies bag and so on.

11. DO NOT expect her to remember names of your friends in one sitting.

12. DO NOT accuse her of bragging when she says she went to Paris for Coffee or just hit 

the gym in Berlin. She’s just plainly, innocently telling you a story.

13. Do not get intimidated by the beautiful men around him, chances are she’s already used 

to/sick of seeing hotness in form. Those men have lost their beauty.

14. DO NOT call her on the phone when she’s on Standby. DO NOT… ever.

15. Do NOT question why Half of the dresses in her closet has never been worn, and she 

still complains, she doesn’t have anymore.

16. Do Not remove any clothes you think is too much in his suitcase, remember: she has four sets of outfit in her suitcase: Spring, Summer, Autumn and Fall.

17. She expects you to learn how to read an Aviator watch.

18. And when she gives you that expensive Aviator watch, Do not Ask her: “ what time is it 

there in Khartoum?”

19. The next best gift to a Limited Louis Vuitton bag is a fancy Dual Time Watch.

20. She carries a First Aid Kit with her and 26 kinds of Supplements: Vit C,E,A,B, anti-

Oxidants,

Gingko Biloba, Evening Primrose Oil, Horseradish Capsules, etc. etc. even those Pills 

(damn-those!) you request her to take everyday!

21. At least buy McDonalds before your holiday flight, she prefers it over aircraft food, and 

yes even over the caviars in first class cabin.

22. Understand that discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered 

a peak life experience.

23. Make sure of the inaccuracy of your bathroom scale.

24. Remind her which country she is in first thing when she wakes up in the morning

25. During dinner, when she asks you whether you like chicken or beef… Oboohooy! you better think fast!

26. Begin to be scared when you oversee a long line in Immigration, she has zero tolerance on airport queues.

27. Work your muscle for a trip together, you’ll be carrying at least four baggages for her. A 

Gucci make-up bag, a Paul Smith, a World Traveller Trolley, and a Burberry Laptop bag at 

least for a Domestic Flight.

28. A bouquet of flowers is THE if not, THE ONLY way to say “I missed you” when you pick 

her up at the airport.

29. Prepare yourself for her jetlag, otherwise known as the PFS or the POST Flight 

Syndrome. You should be awake when she is and asleep when she is . You don’t want to 

see a whole 72 hours of tantrums.

30. And lastly, it might seem like she thinks she is overqualified for love. But DO remember 

that in reality, she feels like she is just an ordinary girl standing in front of a boy, asking 

him…

Article above by: ARLENE LEGASPI

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sir BT, I believe airlines train CC how to pack items in suitcase. I must be very space efficient. Can you share with us freq travelers?

Boh Tong said...

No cc aren't trained to pack. We learned it by trial and error.

Anonymous said...

Funny as hell. N yes they r spoiled compared to other types of girls. Also noticed that CC got similar behavior n likes. Almost like they all came from the same factory. Helpful if u have five figure to spend per year.

pay3sia said...

This is your best post ever!! I'm going for a SIA interview this 24th Nov in KL. Wish me luck!!!

boh tong said...

pay3sia,Good Luck!!!