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Tuesday, 8 May 2012

Me can remember passengers'names?

A plump middle aged Singaporean lady pax boarded our flight from FRA to SIN. She handed my crew a biz class boarding pass. Her seat was located in the upper deck of the B747. I helped carried her heavy hand luggage and asked her to follow me to her seat. Without looking at the boarding I addressed her by her name. She was perplexed and complimented me for knowing her name.
"Do you always remember your passengers' names?" "Not all Miss Tan only a few" I replied. " I remember you because you were with us from SIN to FRA a few days ago"..I explained. "How long have you been flying with SQ?" she asked curiously. "About 30 years Miss Tan" I told her sheepishly. " Ah you old guys are really good not like the younger crew these days " she said with sadness in her eyes.
I stowed her bag and handed her a newspaper (1 day old Straits Times) and left to attend to other passengers.
FYI, the reason I could remember Miss Tan was because she made an issue of a small matter on the previous flight. She wasn't a pleasant Biz class passenger and had given my crew a hard time. Hmmm.... who could ever forget a nasty passenger especially one with a very common family name like Tan or Lim etc.
Sure I will never forget Mr. Clarke (real name ok) for threatening to get a hired killer to kill me for 50 bucks...my life so cheap ah?..maybe now old so it's cheap but at that time was only 30+....KNN!
A case involving a lady from the ex Soviet Union who threatened to pay a hired killer from Hong Kong and get me killed "within a minute" is still pending.....so cannot mention her name here. She better engaged the killer quickly cos I am old now and won't have much more years to live....wah her "minute" seems ages.
Because of  these threats I have a bought an expensive life insurance to make sure my wife would have enough to live on after I have gone ( but can't say hor cos maybe it may turn out my wife may kill me for the insurance payout...hehehe).
Another passenger was upset with the service that he wanted to f*** my CEO (he must be a gay with a bad taste, I thought) I handed him a picture of my then CEO (below)and asked him to go to the toilet and do it.....sorry hor cannot mention his name here for obvious reason.

So you see people remember you for several reasons but the most uncomplimentary ones would be for something bad you did to them...pui pui pui!

7 comments:

Jacky said...

Haha. I laughed so loud that my tummy is pain. Haha, very funny esp tat ex-CEO serious face. He was an actor too. Don't play play with those Russians, heard they are very cruel one.

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Jacky said...

wow lau, so old still so rich.

CEO said...

Jacky u r young so go after tat old fart cos he can support u thru'out ur life with riches and comfort....haha

Jacky said...

Aiyo, who say women cannot support ourselves. Better to depend on our capability. like bt say, pui pui.

Jacky said...

Actually I am not tat young anymore. Old already lah. Now singaporean men like young girls those who are 16 one..Haha.

Jacky said...

Actually I am not tat young anymore. Old already lah. Now singaporean men like young girls those who are 16 one..Haha.