Anon8133: yah smart men steal sips of milk; they dun bring the cow back! some stupid men bring the whole cow back! smart bt!
There is this story about an ex colleague of mine who loves milk. Instead of buying milk he bought the whole cow. As a result he now not only has to feed and maintain the cow but also has to feed the whole family herd of cows.
Let's call him Pan. He now spends his time and money on that cow which over the years has become old and unproductive. Pan now and then would buy milk because his cow has stopped producing milk for him.
Pan is spending his retirement money maintaining that old cow and her family. They are sucking Pan's retirement fund dry,I was told.
I was told Pan is under the spell of some kind of black magic whose practitioner was the cow herself......to be continued.