Life back to normal in Singapore
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Funny Local Acronyms
MAS : Minyat Ada Sidikit ( a bit fuel left in Malay)
DBS: "Don't Be Singaporean"
PAP (People Action Party): Proud Arrogant Politicians, Pro Aliens (Foreigners) Party
PAP (People Action Party): Pay and Pay, WP (Workers' Part): Why Pay?, SDP (Singapore Democratic Party): So Don't Pay
COE (Certificate of Entitlement): Cash On Expressway
ITE (Institute of Technical Education): It's The End
NTUC (National Trade Union Congress): No Trust in Union Chief, Never Trust Union Chief
SENTOSA : So Expensive, Nothing TO See Actually
ERP (Eelectronic Road Pricing): Excessive Road Pricing, Everyday Rob People, Every road pay
PUB (Public Utility Borad): Pay Until Bankrupt
SBS(Singapore Bus Service): Screwed-up Bad Service, Si Bei Slow (Very Slow in Hokkien)
SAF (Singapore Armed Forces): Serve and Forget
PWD (Public Work Dept): Purposely Want Dig
MRT (Mass Rapid Transit): Mad Rush to Train
GST (Goods and Service Tax): Government Salary Tax
BMW: Big Mouth Woman, Bring More Women, Bus, MRT or Walk?
SGH (Spore General Hospital)-Sure Go Heaven, Sure Giveup Hope
NUH (National University Hospital): Never Use Heart
CPF (Central Provision Fund): Cash Prior to Funeral
FT: Foreign Talents or Fake Talent?
Haha, uncle boh tong, u are very funny.
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